SWEET FUCKING JESUS I AM NO LONGER IN A TECHNOLOGICAL BLACK HOLE. THANK YOU GOD. THANK YOU AUNT SUSAN FOR HAVING WIFI. NOW IF ONLY YOU HAD ON DEMAND SO I COULD WATCH TRUE BLOOD.

So. Family Reunion:

My cousins are awesome, it was nice to see them again (even Josh, I guess). I watched "Twilight" with them for the first time. It was HILARIOUS. In that tangent, in South Dakota, there's mica on the ground EVERYWHERE, so it's all sparkly.

My thought process as I was climbing Harney Peak: Dear God America is now Edward Cullen.

I watched the entire 2nd and 3rd seasons of Weeds. THAT WAS MY LIFE FOR THE PAST WEEK. Both my cousins and I were disappointed at the lack of... anything to really do.

I HIKED UP A MOUNTAIN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I also got my period two weeks early at the hot springs. Next doctor's visit, I'm going on the pill.

There are so many buffalo and antelope and mountain goats omggggg THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I think I'm eating buffalo again tonight, actually.

I wanna go hommmmeeeeee. I get a 5 hour car ride, a 4 hour plane flight, and another hour drive tomorrow. Yay.