okay have to make this entry while I'm JACKED UP ON CAFFEINE.

So. I went to Safe and Sane. There was moon-bounce volleyball, an inflated obstacle course, some game where you drive motorized toilet seats, blackjack (which I totally kicked ass at... sometimes) and a shit ton of sports. I thought I was going to have a heart attack after the first soccer game, but I lived.

I won $17 in a money booth and a mini fridge.

FUCK. YEAH.

SO WHILE MY PRIZE WAS UNEXPECTED (I'd been gambling for three hours to win a microwave DON'T JUDGE ME I WANTED THAT FUCKING MICROWAVE) it was awesome. And also the heaviest prize. And I had to carry it to my car. My shoulder still hurts. I also fucked up my knee a bit and have a bunch of scrapes on my body from the obstacle course.

So then 5:30 a.m. hits and I'm still not tired. I go to my friend's house and swim in his pool. Then, because the pool was kinda cold and my group of friends and I remembered that McDonald's breakfast was happenin', we went over there.

I'm dripping wet and in a bathing suit top and shorts. This is how I meet my coworker who stopped in for breakfast. The first thing I say: "I JUST GOT BACK FROM SAFE AND SANE AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN LIKE, A DAY." I will be the talk of the workplace today.

I'm still not tired. We'll see how this keeps up after I've taken a shower. Maybe I'll nap if I can.

FUN FACT: when I haven't slept, apparently I get very sociable and want to do all sorts of shit.

tl;dr it was awesooooommeeeeee