DOUBLE TIME.

C'MON EAST SHOREEEE REPRESENT. WE WILL WIN THE DAY WITH OUR DELICIOUS CRUSTACEANS AND DISNEY WORLD.

DEAR LJ

MY TOE HURTS AHAHAHAHA

KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL

I'M BOTH RUSSIA AND AMURICA

i'm the cold war

--tristydoc, being a bitch about my broken toe

Which is, by the way, still purple and painful. My stepmom told me not to tape it up tonight, but Jesus CHRIST it hurts. Either those pain pills better kick in soon, or I'm putting the tape back on it.

...Aaaand now it itches. Oh god I didn't know the meaning of pain before.

SWEET FUCKING JESUS I AM NO LONGER IN A TECHNOLOGICAL BLACK HOLE. THANK YOU GOD. THANK YOU AUNT SUSAN FOR HAVING WIFI. NOW IF ONLY YOU HAD ON DEMAND SO I COULD WATCH TRUE BLOOD.

So. Family Reunion:

My cousins are awesome, it was nice to see them again (even Josh, I guess). I watched "Twilight" with them for the first time. It was HILARIOUS. In that tangent, in South Dakota, there's mica on the ground EVERYWHERE, so it's all sparkly.

My thought process as I was climbing Harney Peak: Dear God America is now Edward Cullen.

I watched the entire 2nd and 3rd seasons of Weeds. THAT WAS MY LIFE FOR THE PAST WEEK. Both my cousins and I were disappointed at the lack of... anything to really do.

I HIKED UP A MOUNTAIN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I also got my period two weeks early at the hot springs. Next doctor's visit, I'm going on the pill.

There are so many buffalo and antelope and mountain goats omggggg THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I think I'm eating buffalo again tonight, actually.

I wanna go hommmmeeeeee. I get a 5 hour car ride, a 4 hour plane flight, and another hour drive tomorrow. Yay.

WHY AM I WATCHING THE JON & KATE PLUS 8 MARATHON? I HAVE THE WHOLE FIRST SEASON OF "WEEDS" SITTING RIGHT HERE AND I'M WATCHING THIS BULLSHIT DSJKALR;EWAHGRKWL;TRJWAR JON YOU ARE NOT ANYWHERE NEAR AS ATTRACTIVE AS HUNTER PARRISH WHY AM I WATCHING THIIISSSSSSSS.

Answer: the same reason I watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager. I have to know what happens. At least now Linda knows my pain.

Also my work continues to be a conglomerate of bitchery. I'm sorry I can't make the staff meetings that you guys keep rescheduling after I gave the dates I'd be gone almost two months ago. Oh well, I'm not too concerned anymore even though I just spent nearly $40 today on books when I haven't even finished Catch-22 and The World According to Garp FML.

ALSO MY AMERICA COSTUME CAME TODAY. WIG IS ON THE WAY. Shit yeah.

Today was the first day I've almost ever fainted. At least I was already at the doctor's office.

THANK YOU, TUBERCULOSIS TEST. You've won this round.

I GOT STAGE SEATING AT SPRING AWAKENING.

FOR FREE.

Oh my god it is now my favorite play, sorry Wicked and Spamalot. Spring Awakening wins. Jeri and my parents and I got to sit onstage and have actors sit with us when they weren't in the scene IT WAS SO COOL. The manipulative gay guy sat next to Jeri all the time.

For the record: The sex scene? Not too bad. The jacking off scene? MOST AWKWARD THING OF MY LIFE. Props to the actor for having the courage to pull that off.

And we ate at Fell's Point and waked around.

IT WAS FUN.


Also, why not:
The Dark I Know Well - Spring Awakening
The Bitch of Living - Brian Johnson, Gideon Glick, Jonathan B. Wright, Jonathan Groff, Jr. John Gallagher & Skylar Astin
Totally F****d - Brian Johnson, Gideon Glick, Jonathan B. Wright, Jonathan Groff, Jr. John Gallagher, Lauren Pritchard, Lea Michele, Lilli Cooper, Phoebe Strole, Remy Zaken & Skylar Astin
Dont Do Sadness/Blue Wind - Jr. John Gallagher & Lauren Pritchard

Maryland: the land of GIANT FUCKING THUNDERSTORMS THAT NEVER END.

I just spent the entire day reading Tegami Bachi.

OH MY GOD.

kla;sjrkelw;ajrklw;ajrkle;awjrklawr this series. this series. Oh my god why isn't the series done yet WHY ISN'T THE NEW CHAPTER TRANSLATED YET oh my god.

( the checklist )

SO ATROPA, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT?

From what I understand: everyone hates Brown, Jackie-what's-her-face bought porn for her husband with her expenses, and there are elections.

I'm confused.

okay have to make this entry while I'm JACKED UP ON CAFFEINE.

So. I went to Safe and Sane. There was moon-bounce volleyball, an inflated obstacle course, some game where you drive motorized toilet seats, blackjack (which I totally kicked ass at... sometimes) and a shit ton of sports. I thought I was going to have a heart attack after the first soccer game, but I lived.

I won $17 in a money booth and a mini fridge.

FUCK. YEAH.

SO WHILE MY PRIZE WAS UNEXPECTED (I'd been gambling for three hours to win a microwave DON'T JUDGE ME I WANTED THAT FUCKING MICROWAVE) it was awesome. And also the heaviest prize. And I had to carry it to my car. My shoulder still hurts. I also fucked up my knee a bit and have a bunch of scrapes on my body from the obstacle course.

So then 5:30 a.m. hits and I'm still not tired. I go to my friend's house and swim in his pool. Then, because the pool was kinda cold and my group of friends and I remembered that McDonald's breakfast was happenin', we went over there.

I'm dripping wet and in a bathing suit top and shorts. This is how I meet my coworker who stopped in for breakfast. The first thing I say: "I JUST GOT BACK FROM SAFE AND SANE AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN LIKE, A DAY." I will be the talk of the workplace today.

I'm still not tired. We'll see how this keeps up after I've taken a shower. Maybe I'll nap if I can.

FUN FACT: when I haven't slept, apparently I get very sociable and want to do all sorts of shit.

tl;dr it was awesooooommeeeeee

I graduate today ahhhhhhhhhh nooooooo save me save me save meeeeee

Hetalia Cosplay:

America:
Costume-- $66
Wig-- $19
Shoes-- I have no fucking idea, but I'm guessing $20 since I shop Payless
Glasses-- ALREADY HAVE SHITTY EYESIGHT HAHAHAHA fuck I need a new eye appointment
Obama Cardboard Cutout-- $0 if I can find a place to steal from, otherwise TOO EXPENSIVE
Gloves-- I'm sure there's something in my closet
Misc. Shit-- who the fuck knows

Other upsides: I'll be going to Mt. Rushmore this summer, so I can do a photoshoot there.

Awesome potential: VERY HIGH
Total so far: $105

Russia:
Costume-- $55
Wig-- $32 WHAT THE SHIT I will find a cheaper wig, goddamnit
Shoes-- same as America
Pipe-- see Obama
Vodka-- ...My friends probably will have some empty bottles for me to use
Gloves-- same as America
Misc. Shit-- I DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOWWWWW

Awesome Potential: Almost as high, but I think America is higher if only because I have a fuckton of Obama shit lying around my dad's house, and I actually know American history.
Total so far: $107

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO DO I CHOOOOOOOOSSSEEEE I NEED DECISIONS FAST SO I CAN E-MAIL MY DAD.

FUCK YEAH RACHEL ALEXANDRA

I hope she wins the Triple Crown.

JUST THE BELMONT AND SHE'S GOOD. C'MON GIRL, BRING BACK THE FILLY WINNERS.

Also I didn't realize Maryland had its own song. Huh.

I think I've matured a bit. Now when people say things that annoy/upset/I ALREADY KNOW, I just reply with neutral responses so that they'll stop talking to me. It doesn't always work with Jay. My stepdad is nice, but I'm not too happy with the absolutely needless lectures.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELIGION BEFORE YOU STOP ASKING ME WHAT I BELIEVE?! I DON'T CARE, YES I KNOW I CAN BELIEVE WHATEVER I WANT TO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOING TO BE A PRIORITY, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS. <---what was going through my head during the lecture.

Also fuck you for basically implying that I haven't lost anyone important enough to warrant the proper questioning on death. Sorry that I think about the living more than the dead.

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy dinner tonight.



Completely unrelated: I've finally seen A Clockwork Orange. What the fuck did I just watch.

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

( sometimes more than one sentence I DON'T KNOW THIS IS ALL SHIT I MAKE UP IN MY HEAD )

[Edit] FUCK PMS OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO BE A CRYING MOODY BITCH FOR 7+ DAYS. I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

I've been doing art (mostly acrylic paintings) all during first, second, and third period, then I came home and painted more.

I have a total of 2 paintings + one popart + one watercolor sketch of Holy Roman Empire (I DON'T KNOW WHY) done.

I have to have 12 art pieces about Europe due tomorrow.

I'm using my digital pictures from Italy but if they don't print correctly/teachers think I'm lazy I'm so screwed.

I'M SO SCREWED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY LIFE. I THOUGHT IT WAS DUE IN TWO WEEKS AND I LEARN YESTERDAY THAT IT'S DUE TOMORROW AHHHHHHHHHHH. At least another girl is equally screwed as I am. BUT STILL AHHHHHHHHH ACCEPT MY PORTFOLIO AS IT IS, I'M NOT TAKING THE AP TEST, JUST GIVE ME AN ADEQUATE GRADE IN THE CLASS.

I think the most frustrating part of all of this is that I still can't draw people, hence why I kept messing up and repainting shit and oh my god acrylic thank you for being so damn easy to fix, if not time-consuming.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

100% on my Crime and Punishment Essay.

DON'T CARE THAT I STILL HAVE A "B" IN THE CLASS, I'M SO FUCKING PSYCHED I WORKED SO HARD ON THAT PAPER AND NO ONE EVER GETS ABOVE A 98% IN MY CLASS AND I GOT A 100% DFLSAKJTGKL;AETJKEWLA;R

oh balls I still have to do my King Lear Essay. Oh well, I'll turn that in. Eventually.

So both Neil Gaiman and Kate Beaton were at Washington College this year.

This year.

aka ONE YEAR BEFORE I ENTER COLLEGE

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FUCK MY LIFE.

RASKOLNIKOV GHOST TORTURING RUSSIA.

ELECTROCUTING SEIFER.

AQUALAD BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED BY NAKED LADY GHOST.

PANTS-ING KAMUI.

AMERICA/ROSALYN how the shit is this even going to work holy hell.

I LIKE ASSIGNING HORRIBLE, GRUESOME DEATHS TO EVERYONE. IT'S LIKE 21 SACRAMENTS BUT EVERYONE SUFFERS.

It's worth the work. It really is.

SOME DAY I'M GOING TO LIGHT THE CITY ON FIRE AND I'M GOING TO LAUGH. YOU THINK I'M JOKING, BUT I'M NOT. Also I still want to fuck up the moon and make the weather suck ass. OR NUCLEAR WINTER.

(No really you have no fucking idea how fun it was to be Raskolnikov!Ghost omg if we ever get ghosts again, I'm tormenting him with Katherine Ivanova. OR SVIDRIGAILOV AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OR AN OWEN MEANY GHOST.)

I'm also a little scared that I'm getting fonder of that idea of Al's body just dropping out of the goddamn sky during an item rain.

I need to get back to eway as soon as I'm done ghosty stuff orz I suck at activity sob

Yay my internet's back. It likes to cut out sometimes and I don't know why. WHY WORK TODAY WAS WEIRD AND KINDA SUCKED:

I had the awesome job of checking the freezer every so often to make sure it's cold enough to make sure the German Shepherd corpse inside of it wouldn't rot. Granted, it was in a body bag, but I still got to see it every time I opened the freezer. LOVELY.

Had to drive 30 miles, mostly down 270 (a huge interstate towards DC), to another county to deliver a carseat to one of the vets' houses just so his wife could in turn bring the kids by to look at the kennel and then leave. Uh. What. And then apparently he got pissy while I wasn't there because I was taking an hour to drive 60 miles. SORRY I WAS GOING THE SPEED LIMIT, IT WAS A LITTLE TERRIFYING TO CROSS FOUR LANES OF TRAFFIC WHEN I'M NOT USED TO IT.

Took my coworker's shift tonight. Asked her if she could cover for me tomorrow. Asked her again today and she said she'd let me know by 3. It's 4 now. It's not a huge thing but I'd really like to sleep in plz.

Sorta got bit by a cat I was petting. It didn't break the skin, but it affirms why I don't like cats.